Ukurasa Wangu

Juma (sio jina lake), alitambulisha mchumba kwa baba yake, kwa bahati mbaya baba yake alimkataa mchumba huyo kwa maelezo kuwa ni ndugu yake wa damu kutoka kwa mama mwingine ambaye baba yake alizaa naye. Baadae vipimo vya dna vilimpa uhakika.

Kwa kuwa juma alimpenda sana yule mchumba wake basi aliamua kwenda kuomba ushauri kwa mama yake, kwa mshangao mama yake alimpa baraka zote na kumruhusu amuoe huyo mchumba wake, kwani hata yeye baba yake halisi alikuwa ni house boy wao wa zamani ambaye kwa s… Continue

After 10 years of selfless service, a man realized that
he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase
no
recommendation and that the company is not doing any
thing about it.
So he decided to walk up to his boss one morning and
after the exchange of greetings, he told his boss his
observation.
The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit
down saying; My friend, you have not worked here for even
one day.

The man was surprised to hear this, but the boss went on
to explain:

Bos… Continue

1. A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was

dead. "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil. "Because

I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. You

did WHAT ? ! ?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "You know,"explained the

boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."

2. A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes

later....."Da-ad...." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?"

No… Continue

A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.
On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: "Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!" The voice from the other side responded: "You fool, you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to ?"
"No" replied the trainee.
"It's the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!"
The trainee shouted back: "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT ?"
"No!" replied the Managing Director angrily.
"Thank God… Continue